Exquisite Corpse Prompt: signs at a novelty sign store

What signs would you like to find in a novelty sign store? This week, the earthwords fiction team is asking followers on the @uiowaearthwords instagram account to send in their messages. Those messages will be compiled into this weeks exquisite corpse. Want to contribute? You can send in a response to our story @uiowaearthwords or leave a comment on this post. Can’t wait to see what you all come up with!